Camps Bay Paradise: Unbelievable Penthouse Views Await!
Camps Bay Paradise: Maybe Paradise, Maybe Not. My Unfiltered Take.
Right, so Camps Bay Paradise. The name alone cranks up the expectations, doesn't it? "Unbelievable Penthouse Views Await!" screams the tagline. Okay, challenge accepted. I'm here to spill the (sometimes lukewarm) tea, folks. Buckle up, because we're diving deep.
First Impressions & Accessibility (or Lack Thereof)
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. This is where things get immediately tricky. The website barely touches on it. Wheelchair accessible? Crickets. Which, honestly, is a huge red flag for a modern hotel, especially when you're promising paradise. I'm not in a wheelchair, but the complete lack of information makes me wonder about elevators, accessible rooms, and everything in between. Huge fail point right off the bat. This needs immediate attention.
Arrival & Room Rundown… The Views – YES!
We checked in, the whole contactless thing was swift – a plus, really. The elevator works, thank heavens, because my room (thankfully) was on a high floor. My god, those views. The tagline wasn't lying. Truly unbelievable. The ocean stretching out, the mountains… breathtaking. You could get lost in the panorama. The views alone almost justify the price. Seriously.
Room Specifics: The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly Crumbling
My room? Okay, so here's the real deal:
- The good: Air conditioning (essential in Cape Town), a perfectly functional coffee/tea maker (I'm a caffeine addict, so vital), a decent desk for work (I had some deadlines), and a pretty comfy bed with decent linens. The bathrobes and slippers were a nice touch, too. Free Wi-Fi (massive win!). Also the complimentary tea, I loved it.
- The not-so-good: The bathroom was… functional. But the grout was a bit questionable, and the water pressure in the shower was more of a polite drizzle. Don't expect a spa shower. Also, and this is small, but the complimentary bottled water? Ran out pretty quick. I wanted MORE!
- The surprising: A satellite/cable tv with about a million channels. I counted. Okay, it was more like a solid 50, but still there. Lots of on-demand movies available for those wind down evenings. I got seriously lazy.
Cleanliness & Safety: COVID-Era Considerations
Okay, so the anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas gave me peace of mind. They also have hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere, including in the elevator(s), which is a very good idea. They also have a doctor/nurse on call, and the whole place is decked out with fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, etc., and a 24-hour security presence feels right. Rooms sanitized between stays is a given in this day and age. The whole place feels safe.
- Room sanitization opt-out available - Nice touch!
- Individually-wrapped food options - Also good, I think.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: The Gastronomic Grapple
The hotel has a restaurant, coffee shop and poolside bar. I hit all of them.
- Coffee Shop: Good coffee. No complaints.
- Poolside Bar: The pool itself? Gorgeous. The pool with a view is exactly what you'd expect. The cocktails were…well, let's say that the happy hour was a necessity.
- Restaurant: This is where things got interesting. They offer international cuisine and a vegetarian restaurant, but I felt it was a bit of a lottery. One night, the salad was phenomenal. The next morning, the buffet in the restaurant was kind of sad. The breakfast service was hit and miss. I did love that I could get desserts in the restaurant! One night, I ordered room service [24-hour] and the soup in restaurant, and it was a lifesaver.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax: A Mixed Bag
Ways to Relax:
- The pool is the star. I just spent hours there, and would recommend it.
- They have a massage thing, which I didn't try, but I saw people using the sauna, the steamroom.
- The fitness center is actually pretty decent.
Things To Do:
- This is where it gets a little thin. The hotel is in Camps Bay, so you're close to the beach, but what else?
- They have a concierge, and they're helpful in pointing you to outside activities like car park [on-site], taxi service, and airport transfer.
Services & Conveniences: The Usual Suspects
They have all the basics: Daily housekeeping, laundry service, dry cleaning, and luggage storage, currency exchange. They have a convenience store for those forgotten essentials (and impulse buys), facilities for disabled guests.
For The Kids?
They are family/child friendly, babysitting service, and kids meal.
Getting Around:
Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking.
So… Camps Bay Paradise: Worth It?
The views are genuinely worth the price of admission. The rooms are generally comfortable, although not perfect. However, the lack of clear information on accessibility is a major red flag. The dining experience is variable, and the "things to do" are limited within the hotel itself.
My Final Verdict?
If you prioritize incredible views, and are able-bodied, Camps Bay Paradise could be a great pick. But be realistic, and come prepared for some imperfections.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into a Camps Bay adventure, a messy, glorious, sun-kissed, and probably slightly wine-fueled experience from the oh-so-fabulous Camps Bay Terrace Penthouse. This isn't your sanitized travel brochure folks, this is the REAL DEAL.
Camps Bay Chaos: A Penthouse Romp (and probably some sunburn):
Day 1: Arrival and Altitude Adjustment (Mostly Wine):
14:00 - Arrival & OMG the View!: Okay, picture this: you’ve just survived a long flight, hair a mess, face a tad green, but then…BOOM. You step into the penthouse, and the Atlantic Ocean just slaps you in the face with its beauty. Seriously, the view is like a postcard come to life. Lions Head towering, the beach shimmering… I nearly cried. (Don't judge). Unpacking is secondary. Priorities, people! Grabbed a celebratory glass of Sauvignon Blanc (South African, obviously – when in Rome, or, you know, Camps Bay) and collapsed on the balcony.
15:00 - Penthouse Reconnaissance & Panic: Okay, deep breaths. Time to actually live in this place. Found the espresso machine (crucial), the massive fridge (gonna need a lot of space for the wine), and the pool (YES!). Quick dip to wash off the travel grime – the water's surprisingly refreshing! Then…panic. Where's the sunscreen? Did I pack enough snacks? Oh god, I forgot to email the cat sitter!
17:00 - Beach Walk & Ice Cream Interlude: Okay, down to Earth… or rather, down to the beach. Camps Bay beach itself is predictably gorgeous, I guess. But listen, I am not a beach person. I'm more of a “sit in the shade with a book and a cocktail” kind of gal. And then, I bumped into an ice cream stand, naturally, and my will crumbled. Salted caramel. Done. Regret? Never.
19:00 - Sundowner Drinks at a Beachside Bar (and minor existential crisis): Settled into one of those ubiquitous beach bars, the ones with the white furniture and a playlist of "chill vibes" that make you question every life choice you've made. Ordered a cocktail the size of my head (because vacation). As the sun melted into the ocean, I had a moment of “wow, life is good," followed swiftly by “am I doing enough with my life?” Classic. Got over it with a second cocktail.
21:00 - Dinner at a fancy restaurant and potential disaster: Booked a spot at a trendy restaurant - the name is a blur, I'm bad with names but the food was pretty good I think. More wine. More chit-chat. More trying to remember how to hold a conversation. Then, I spilled the entire contents of my wine glass on my dress. Disaster averted!
Day 2: Table Mountain Tussle & Bizarre Local Encounters
08:00 - Alarm clock and general morning chaos: Ugh. Woke up. The sun was already trying to kill me with brightness. Had a quick coffee and realized that I am not a morning person and it's going to be a disaster.
09:00 - Table Mountain Cable Car Adventure (and terror): Okay, so I am terrified of heights. But, Table Mountain… It’s supposed to be the thing to do. The cable car ride up was… memorable. Let's just say I clutched the handrail like my life depended on it (it might have). The views from the top? Unreal. Breathtaking. I took a deep breath, reminded myself I'm not a mountain goat, and took about a million photos.
11:00 - Mountain Hiking Blunder: The hike. I thought I would hike a bit. Then I realized I am not in shape. I lasted about ten minutes, then gave up and sat on a rock and stared at the sky.
13:00 - Constantia Wine Valley (more wine, yes): Drove to a nearby wine valley and spent the afternoon drinking. I am not a sommelier. But I am a fan of wine.
19:00 - Stargazing on the Balcony: Back at the penthouse, wine-induced tiredness. Sat on the balcony with a blanket and stared at the stars. So many stars!! So beautiful! It was a moment. Then I fell asleep.
Day 3: More Messy Adventures
09:00 - Hangover Breakfast and Regret: Woke up. The sun mocked me. Had the hangover breakfast. Felt even worse. More wine is not the answer.
11:00 - Wandering the Waterfront: Went to the V&A Waterfront, just to soak up the atmosphere, I guess. It's a bit touristy, but whatever. Saw some seals. They are cute. I bought a cheesy souvenir.
14:00 - Road trip to the Cape of Good Hope (and a flock of baboons): Rented a car (because I was feeling brave) and drove to Cape Point. The drive was gorgeous. Reached Cape Point. Saw baboons. One of them tried to steal my sandwich. I shrieked. He won.
18:00 - Back Home & BBQ on the Balcony: BBQ! Glorious, delicious, probably slightly burnt BBQ. Enjoying the last night with friends.
22:00 - Packing and existential dread: Packing. Saying goodbye to the view. Realizing I have to go back to reality. Tears. Lots of tears.
Day 4: Departure (and the promise of returning)
07:00 - One last sunrise, one last coffee: Goodbye Camps Bay.
09:00 - Departure: Tears.
10:00 - Planning the next trip!
This is just a snapshot, a messy, honest, and maybe slightly wine-soaked glimpse into my Camps Bay adventure. The penthouse was incredible, the views were out of this world, and the experience, well, let’s just say it’ll be a while before I recover. But, dammit, I'll be back. South Africa, you've got a hold of me.
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Camps Bay Paradise: (Unbelievable Penthouse Views Await!) – Seriously, Though… FAQ (Because You *Need* to Know)
Okay, Okay, The View… Is It *Really* That Good? I Mean, I've Seen Pictures...
Alright, buckle up buttercup. Yes. It’s *that* good. I saw the photos, too. Thought, "Yeah, Photoshop, probably. Exaggerated whatever." Nope. It's...well, imagine you’re a pigeon, but you're made of pure, unadulterated *joy* and you're swooping over the Atlantic. That good. I actually *gasped* when I first walked in. My jaw quite literally dropped. It’s...it's a view that makes you question all your life choices (in a good way, mostly). Seriously. I got goosebumps, and I’m usually pretty unflappable. The mountains? Majestic. The ocean? Bluer than a Smurf's backside. The sunsets? Forget about it. I nearly cried the first night. (Don't judge! The wine was flowing, and the view was, well… *epic*.)
What's the Deal With the Location? Is it a Pain in the Butt to Get Around?
Camps Bay itself is… well, it's *Camps Bay*. It's vibrant, it's beautiful, and it's packed. Traffic can be a bit of a beast, especially during peak season. The penthouse is, thankfully, positioned quite well in relation to everything. You can *walk* to the beach, which is a huge win. And walking along the Camps Bay strip at night from your penthouse view... chef's kiss. That said, if you're planning on exploring Cape Town, you'll probably want to rent a car. Uber is readily available, too. Just factor in a little extra time for travel, especially if you're heading towards the city bowl during rush hour. Let's just say, I learned the hard way about Cape Town traffic. Once... just once... I missed a restaurant booking by 10 minutes because I underestimated the gridlock. I may or may not have sworn at a particularly slow-moving bus.
The Penthouse Itself – Is it Actually *Nice* Inside? Or Just All View?
Oh, it's nice. *Really* nice. Think modern chic meets beachy vibes. The décor is tasteful, not overly fussy. There's a well-equipped kitchen (I cooked a disastrous breakfast. My fault, not the kitchen's. Let's just say scrambled eggs aren't my forte. Still, all available.), spacious living areas, and... well, let's talk about the bedrooms. The master suite is like its own little oasis. The bed? Heavenly. The ensuite bathroom? Spa-worthy. I spent a ridiculous amount of time in the massive bathtub, staring at the ocean, pretending to be a mermaid. Don't underestimate the power of a good bathtub, people. It's a life-changer.
What About the Downsides? There *Have* to Be Some, Right?
Okay, let's be honest. Nothing's perfect. Here's the *real* tea: First? The wind. Camps Bay can get *windy*. Like, "hold onto your hat (and your sanity)" windy. It whips around those balconies, which can be exhilarating or annoying, depending on your tolerance. Second? Parking. While the penthouse has parking, it can be tight. If you’re driving a Hummer, you might have a problem. Third? The price. It’s not cheap. It’s an investment in an experience. Consider it an investment in your mental health, though because, damn, that view… it’s worth it. Finally, the sound is another thing to consider. Its by a beach, and sometimes the noise from the beach can wake you up. Its a downside that is easy to ignore though.
Is it Suitable for Families? Or More of a Romantic Getaway Vibe?
Definitely suitable for families! The space is great for kids (just keep an eye on them on the balcony, obviously). There's plenty of room to spread out, and Camps Bay beach is awesome for building sandcastles. However, I'd say it's more suited to couples or larger groups. But trust me, you want to experience the ocean breeze and the Camps bay sunset together. So both are equally enjoyable. I had kids, and I felt that even though they had fun, I had more fun. I guess its the experience that matters.
What's the Deal with Security? Is it Safe?
Cape Town, like any big city, has its areas of concern. The penthouse is in a secure building, with all the usual security measures, which made me feel a lot safer. I felt perfectly safe. Just use common sense, as you would anywhere.
Would You *Really* Recommend It? Or Are You Just Being Paid to Say That?
Look, I'm not being paid. I'm just a regular person who stayed there and was utterly blown away. Would I recommend it? Without hesitation. If you're looking for a truly unforgettable experience, if you want to feel like you're floating on a cloud of pure happiness, then yes. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. Go. Book it. Right now. Seriously, I'm almost tempted to go back right this second. That view... it calls to you. It *haunts* you. In the best possible way. You'll be telling everyone about it for years to come. And you'll probably annoy them all with how much you rave about it. Trust me, it's worth it. It was the best vacation of my life. (And no, I'm not exaggerating!)
What Happens if the Elevator Breaks? (Asking for a Friend...who hates stairs.)
Okay, practicalities. The elevator is fine. It's modern, it works, and I never had any problems. If it *did* break, you'd be climbing a lot of stairs. And that's a very long way to go given the location. The penthouse is located at the top of the building.
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