Luxury Lekki Amaryllis: HUGE Single Rooms Await!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the shimmering, sometimes-questionable, world of Luxury Lekki Amaryllis: HUGE Single Rooms Await! Let's be real, "luxury" is a subjective beast, right? But I'm here to give you the lowdown, the dirt… and maybe a few slightly dramatic sighs along the way. And hey, I'll work in some SEO magic so you can find this review when you're frantically googling "best hotel in Lekki" at 3 AM.
First things first: Accessibility. This one's a bit of a mixed bag, folks. The listing says "Facilities for disabled guests," which is the first hurdle cleared, but specifics are… vague. A proper, detailed accessibility statement would be GREATLY appreciated, you know? I'm talking ramps, elevators that actually work, clearly marked paths, and maybe even a Braille menu? Just saying. You want to be truly inclusive, Amaryllis? This is where you level up.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges & Wheelchair Accessible: Again, the devil's in the details. "Accessible" can mean a lot of things. We need more concrete info here. Are the tables low enough? Is the bar area wide enough for turning? I need to see to believe!
Alright, onto the more glamorous aspects! Internet, Internet [LAN], Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, You're covered on this front. THANK GOODNESS. Because let's be honest, in the modern world, a hotel WITHOUT decent Wi-Fi is like a car without wheels. I need those cat videos, people! And the LAN connection? Nice touch, for those of you with your fancy, wired setups. But honestly? I'm a Wi-Fi girl, all the way.
Things to do, ways to relax… OH BOY! This is where Amaryllis potentially shines. Prepare to be thoroughly spoiled (or at least mildly pampered).
- Spa/Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap… Yes, yes, and YES. I’m picturing myself, post-flight, utterly wrecked, sinking into a body wrap. The only thing I’m wrapping up, and the only thing I’m going to be wrapping myself up in, is a massive spa experience. Steamroom? Bring it on. Sauna? I'm there. The "Pool with view"? That's a game-changer. I’m already mentally planning my Instagram post.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Now, I'm not a fitness guru, but hey, sometimes you gotta sweat it out. Seems like a decent gym set-up is available.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Crucial. The pool. The poolside bar. The… well, you get the idea.
- Massage: Essential. After all that relaxing, you’ll probably need a massage.
Dining, drinking, and snacking… Let's get down to the nitty-gritty, shall we?
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant… Okay, that's a LOT. So many options! And I appreciate the variety. Breakfast buffet? YES PLEASE. But don’t let that buffet be sad, you hear me? That's the most important meal of the day! I need fluffy scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, and a truly decent cup of coffee. (Can I get a cappuccino? Please tell me there's a cappuccino). The Asian cuisine looks promising. The 24-hour room service is a godsend for post-midnight snack attacks and the inevitable late-night panic that hits me when I realize I haven't ordered enough food.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They are catering to your needs! This is fantastic for those of you with dietary requirements.
Cleanliness and safety… This is a BIG one, especially in these post-pandemic times.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment… Okay, Amaryllis, you're ticking ALL the boxes here. This is reassuring. It sounds like they’re taking things seriously. The doctor/nurse on call is a particularly nice touch. I hope they are always available and ready after a massive over-indulgence at the buffet!
Services and conveniences… These are the little things that make a big difference.
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center… A solid offering, I must say. Contactless check-in and out is a big win. Elevators are good (but make sure they work, okay?). Daily housekeeping? Yes, please! Luggage storage? Essential. And a gift shop? I always need a last-minute souvenir. The business facilities are a bonus, for those of you who actually work while on vacation.
For the kids…
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal… They've got the little ones covered! Great for those traveling with families.
Access & Getting Around…
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking… Security is clearly a priority, which is always a plus. The 24-hour front desk is essential. The airport transfer is SUPER convenient. Free parking? YES!
Available in all rooms… Let's get down to the nitty-gritty of the rooms themselves.
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens… Okay, so the “HUGE Single Rooms” are definitely a selling point. All the essentials are there: air conditioning (THANK YOU), a coffee/tea maker, a mini-bar, and a safe box. The blackout curtains are a blessing for those who like to sleep in. I'm happy to see all the security features.
Anecdote Time! Okay, let's talk about the "HUGE" single rooms. I've been in some hotel rooms that claim to be large, and then you can barely swing a cat. I'm picturing myself, lounging dramatically on an extra-long bed, taking up precisely 1/3rd of the room. Plenty of space to actually, you know, live for a few days. That's the dream.
Quirky observations & emotional reactions:
- The "Proposal spot": This is either adorable, or hilariously cheesy. Either way, I'm intrigued.
- The "Room decorations": I hope they're not too themed. I prefer a neutral, calming vibe. Unless they’re SUPER quirky.
- The "Shrine": Okay, I'm going to need more information on this one. What kind of shrine? Is it a shrine to… the mini-
Okay, here we go. Brace yourselves, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly organized trip itinerary. I'm talking about Amaryllis (Big Single Rooms) Lekki, Nigeria. Remember, this is my take, and let's be honest, I'm probably going to be late for half of these things.
Amaryllis Lekki: My Nigerian Adventure (or, How I Almost Got Eaten by Mosquitoes)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (and Jollof Rice Dreams)
- Morning (ish, let's face it, probably afternoon): Land in Lagos. Ugh. Airport chaos. I was already sweating before I even got through immigration. My passport photo looked like I was auditioning for a hostage video. Finding the Amaryllis driver was a whole drama. He was late, traffic was biblical, and I started questioning all my life choices. Seriously, you ever just sit there and think, "Why Nigeria?" It was a valid question at that moment.
- Afternoon: Finally, FINALLY, arrived. Amaryllis. Big single room. Cleanish. The air conditioning felt like it was powered by hope. Settling in. Unpacking? Pffft. More like, flinging my stuff onto the bed and hoping for the best. Crucial First: Check for Mosquitoes. They are literally everywhere. The constant buzzing is already getting to me. They will be my nemesis.
- Evening: Okay, deep breaths. Time for food. The main reason I'm here: the Jollof Rice quest. Decide to just wander around the area and find a local spot. Big mistake. Got lost. Asked for directions, got even more confused by the (very) friendly locals. Ended up grabbing street food that was probably more questionable than my life choices. Still, totally worth it. Ate with my hands (because when in Rome, or Lagos). Holy moly, the Jollof was good! Not perfect, but good. The pepper made my face burn, my eyes water, and my soul sing. Fell in love. Immediately.
- Night: Back to the room. Attempted to sleep. Mosquitoes. So. Many. Mosquitoes. Searched the net for some home remedies. Found a great one. Put all my stuff on it (mosquito net). No mosquito in the room. Slept like a log, despite the chaos outside my window.
Day 2: Traffic, Tides, and the Trials of a Tourist
- Morning: Woke up feeling surprisingly chipper, possibly influenced by the Jollof coma. Planned to go to a shop. Lagos traffic. A nightmare. It was like watching a slow-motion car crash, except it was a continuous thing. Made me miss public transport at home.
- Afternoon: Tried to go to the beach. Lekki Conservation Centre, supposedly the place to be. More traffic. More existential dread. Found the place; got lost; saw the longest canopy walkway. I thought I'd be fine, but I'm terrified of heights. It turned into a comedy sketch of me inching across at a snail's pace, gripping the ropes for dear life, while the locals casually strolled past, probably laughing. The view was amazing, though. Totally worth the near-cardiac arrest.
- Evening: Exhausted, sweaty, and covered in mosquito repellent (still getting bites). Hit up a restaurant for dinner. Was told "chop life" which is a local saying, and it means spend money and enjoy. Was a bit too adventurous - my stomach is now in open revolt. Tried again. Ordered something different, still not sure what it was, but it was delicious. Met some locals, had some great conversations, and got a crash course in Nigerian politics. This is when the experience starts to get real.
- Night: Back in the mosquito chamber I call a room. Another round of mosquito warfare. Wrote in my journal. A lot about the Jollof.
Day 3: The Art of the Hustle and The Beauty of Bad Roads
- Morning: Decided to go to the art market. More traffic. By now, I was starting to understand why people in Lagos just accept being late. Hustlers everywhere. Was quoted prices that seemed insane; haggling is an art form! Felt bad. Bought some stuff anyway. The vendors were so determined.
- Afternoon: Needed a break from the city. Took a taxi to a place called Elegushi Beach (might have gotten the name wrong because I was slightly delirious from the heat). The road there was… well, let's just say I've seen smoother surfaces on the moon. The beach itself was a riot - music, shouts, vendors hawking everything. Very lively. I sat and watched the ocean for a while with a feeling of peace
- Evening: I had a serious craving for something Western. A silly craving but wanted to order a pizza. Pizza, the classic of comfort food. Found a place, ordered pizza. Actually, the pizza looked like pizza! The first thing I ate that did not look like it was made outside of earth.
- Night: The mosquitoes had mostly left me alone. I felt like I was on my way to becoming immune. The fan was still my best friend. Had a proper night's sleep.
Day 4: The Grand Finale (Almost) and the Farewell to Jollof
- Morning: One last attempt for Jollof. It was amazing. I would have eaten the whole thing. Actually, I might have.
- Afternoon: Prepping for departure. The inevitable packing. A moment of reflection on what I learned. Found out I wasn't as adaptable as I thought. But I made it.
- Evening: Airport chaos. Goodbye Lagos. Goodbye Jollof. Goodbye Mosquitoes (hopefully). Feeling of sadness as I depart. Will I return? Maybe. Probably. Definitely.
Final Thoughts, aka The Ramblings:
- The Food: Jollof is a religious experience and must be included as a mandatory.
- The People: Incredibly welcoming, even when I was a hot, confused mess. Their relentless optimism is a force of nature.
- The Mosquitoes: You have been warned. Bring repellent, nets, and prayer beads.
- Amaryllis: It's basic, but it's home.
- Lagos: It's intense. It's chaotic. It's frustrating. It's also, somehow, amazing. You'll leave changed. And probably craving Jollof.
This is it. My messy, imperfect, and hopefully, entertaining travel diary. Good luck if you ever go. You'll need it. And bring extra repellent. You'll definitely need that.
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Luxury Lekki Amaryllis: The Giant Room Diaries (Because Let's Be Honest, I Needed This After That Trip)
Okay, spill. Is "HUGE" just marketing hype for the Lekki Amaryllis single rooms, or are we talking actual, sprawling space?
Alright, here’s the raw truth. (Deep breath). The "HUGE" thing? Yeah, it's not a lie. It's… big. Seriously, I walked in, and my jaw actually dropped. This is coming from someone who lives in a shoebox apartment in Lagos. Legitimately, the first thought that ran through my head was, "I could probably do cartwheels in here without hitting anything. Maybe." Which, considering my coordination, is saying a lot. My luggage looked tiny! It felt like I should've brought a pet giraffe to fill the space. Seriously contemplating asking for a roommate, just for the vibe. Maybe a friendly ghost? Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself. The point is, you won't feel claustrophobic, that's for sure.
What about the actual *luxury* part? Is it all style and no substance? (I've been burned before.)
Okay so the Luxury aspect. It’s a mixed bag, to be completely honest. It's definitely leaning towards luxury, but not in a stuffy, pretentious way. I mean, the furniture felt really good, especially after a long, long flight. I almost melted into that armchair. The bathroom... ah, the bathroom. The shower pressure could knock you over (in a good way!). I did have this weird thing with the air conditioning - it worked too well. I had to keep turning it off as I was cold. So definitely bring a sweater. My imperfect experience gave me a chuckle - I was expecting a luxurious experience, and it was, in general. But then there's the minor stuff. There was a minor dent in the wall, in the room. I was more intrigued by it than annoyed, I had no idea if it was intentional or done by accident lol. I'm sure they'll fix it eventually. It's just that, it's these little imperfections that make a place feel a little bit more real, more lived-in. And less intimidating.
Okay, let's talk price. Is this going to bankrupt me? Because my account is already screaming for mercy.
Right, the elephant (or massive room, in this case) in the room: the cost. Look, it's Lekki. It's not going to be cheap. And if you are coming from another place with their own currency, you'll want to pull out a calculator. But, considering the size of the room, the generally nice amenities, and the location, it's not *utterly* outrageous. Was it a splurge? Absolutely. Did I wince when I saw the final bill? You betcha. But after the fact, still, I didn't feel like I got completely ripped off. Again, I'll say that the room's feeling really good and spacious made me feel like, "Yeah, this worth it." It felt like I was actually getting value for money. Still, maybe bring some instant noodles, just in case. I was so happy that I had bought a box, before coming. Saved big time.
What's the vibe of the hotel itself? Is it all business suits and hushed tones, or something more relaxed?
Okay, the atmosphere. This is important. It's a good mix. A good blend, if you will. There are definitely business travelers, but it's not overwhelmingly stuffy. You know? You aren't gonna freak out if you show up in sneakers. There's a chill in the air. The staff are generally friendly, not overly formal. They're helpful without being intrusive. I remember one guy at the front desk, with a really awesome laugh, who helped me with a taxi. He was super cool. Really made the check-in process a breeze. I also noticed some families, couples, and a solo traveler or two, like myself. It's that sweet spot where you can relax and have your personal space, or wander out of your room and connect with others.
What's the location like in Lekki? Is it accessible at all?
Location is pretty good. Lekki is a mixed bag, traffic-wise. The Amaryllis seems to be in a generally accessible area, but be prepared for Lagos traffic, always. It is what it is, and you can't escape it. You can get around by taxi, Uber, or whatever. The main issue is that you could spend 2-3 hours, stuck in traffic going from one side of the city to the other. It's all dependent on what you plan on doing. There are some shops and restaurants nearby. I personally did spend a bit more time at the hotel than I thought I would, mainly because the room felt so good. Also, the WiFi was decent, which is crucial for survival in the modern world.
Would you go back? And if so, what's the *one* thing you'd change?
Would I go back? Hmm... Yes, probably. Honestly, that giant room has ruined other hotels for me. It was just *so* relaxing. I'd go back purely for the spaciousness. One thing I'd change? The food options could be a bit more varied. The breakfast buffet was okay, but nothing mind-blowing. Maybe a dedicated chef station offering a wider range of local delicacies would be amazing. That, or just more of those instant noodles in every room. Just kidding. (Mostly.) But yeah. More food options, perhaps. And maybe a little more effort on the decor in the hallways -- the rooms are great, but the hallways... well, let's just say they could do with a touch of personality.
Okay, final verdict: What's the one memory that sticks with you the most?
The one thing that's burned itself into my brain? It's not a grand moment. It was late one night, the AC was humming, I was exhausted from a long day. I was lying on that ridiculously comfortable bed, staring at the ceiling, feeling like I could stretch out and touch the walls, but not quite. It was just *peaceful*. The kind of peace you rarely find in the city, let alone in a hotel. And then, I heard a quiet knock at the door. It was the room service. I had ordered some tea and biscuits. That room service felt so kind after the chaos. It was a small thing, but the overall feeling was immense. That quiet moment, in that massive room, made it all worthwhile. It made me feel like I could actually *breathe*. Yeah. That's the memory. And that's the Amaryllis, I guess. It's the breathing room.
