Cartagena's Hidden Gem: Villa Colonial's Unforgettable Luxury
Cartagena's Hidden Gem: Villa Colonial - Where Luxury Gets Real (Finally!)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just stumbled out of a Cartagena dream, and I'm still trying to piece it all back together. And that dream? Villa Colonial. Forget the cookie-cutter hotels you've seen plastered all over Instagram. This place… this place gets it. This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. And I'm still reeling from the glorious mess of it all.
Let's Talk Accessibility (Because, Honestly, It Matters)
Okay, first things first: accessibility. I’m gonna be straight: I didn't specifically need wheelchair access, but I did notice it was actually a thing. Not just a polite "we have one room" situation. Elevators (yes!), ramps (yes!), and the general feeling that someone actually thought about guests with mobility challenges. Nice. Really nice. Kudos, Villa Colonial. Small but important details.
The Rooms: My Personal Sanctuary (and Occasional Headache)
Okay, let's talk rooms. Available in all rooms: they have everything! Air conditioning that actually works (a godsend in the Cartagena heat), alarm clock (thank goodness; I would've missed my massage!), bathrobes (fluffy!), and free bottled water (because, let's face it, those street vendors are sketch). Oh, and the Wi-Fi? Free and fast. Seriously. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! They even have additional toilet which is a huge plus, Additional toilet are the best!.
Now, for a confession. I’m a total sucker for a bathtub. And theirs? Magnificent. Big enough to actually soak in. And the bathroom phone? Yeah, a little too fancy for me. I’m not sure how I feel about it.
But let’s not forget the blackout curtains. Essential. Pure, glorious, sleep-inducing blackout curtains. They are godsends!
There are also in-room safe boxes, and that’s super important when you’re carrying around your passport, and money and so on.
My one small gripe? I was in a room with carpeting. I'm not a fan. No idea why. I personally prefer wood. So, I have to say, it's a little weird.
The Unforgettable Spa & Relaxing Things to do - My Personal Dive into Paradise
Okay, THIS is where Villa Colonial really shines. The spa. Oh, the spa! I had a massage. A massage! And it wasn't just any massage. It was the kind of massage that makes you forget your name, your worries, and the fact that you haven't eaten in like, eight hours. They have body scrubs and body wraps as well. But for me it was the massage. And honestly? I may or may not have drooled. I can't confirm or deny. What I can say is that I'm still dreaming about it. They have Gym/fitness. They have a Sauna, Spa/sauna and a steamroom.
I spent hours by the pool with a view. They have a beautiful swimming pool [outdoor]. They even have a foot bath, which, honestly, I didn't use but sounded amazing at the time and I wish I had.
The Food (Oh, The Food!) - My Waistline's Biggest Threat
Eating in Cartagena is an art. And Villa Colonial? They're masters. The restaurants are incredible. They have Asian cuisine in restaurant. I’m on the fence about ordering it, but It’s nice knowing they have it. The vegetarian restaurant is delicious. They have a poolside bar, which means cocktails by the pool, which is a necessity. They have coffee/tea in restaurant – essential for fueling those exploration and desserts in restaurant.
I sampled the breakfast [buffet] which had a little bit of everything. They have breakfast service, which is awesome. And the breakfast takeaway service? Genius. Perfect for those rushed mornings.
They also have Room service [24-hour]. Which is perfect for late night snacks or if you just don’t want to go outside. And who would?
They have Happy hour, which is cool, and Asian breakfast too.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did I Feel Safe? Yep.
Look, I’m a bit of a germophobe. I'm not gonna lie. But Villa Colonial? Nailed it. I mean Anti-viral cleaning products? Daily disinfection in common areas? All the things. There were hand sanitizer stations everywhere. And the staff? Staff trained in safety protocol They even had individually-wrapped food options which is a good sign. They have a Safe dining setup, and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
I felt completely safe and cared for. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. And, thank god, they have Sterilizing equipment.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things (That Make a Big Difference)
They had a concierge who could arrange anything. Cash withdrawal. Laundry service (because, ew, laundry). The doorman was always there with a smile. They have Daily housekeeping which is essential.
They have an elevator (again, important). They have luggage storage. And, like, everything.
For the Kids & For the Lovers
Babysitting service (if you need it). And a general Family/child friendly vibe. I don’t have kids, but it seemed like they’d be happy there.
They have a Couple's room and a Proposal spot. They have Room decorations. The Couple's room sounds cool.
Checking In, Checking Out & Getting Around
The check-in/out [express] and Contactless check-in/out, made everything super easy. They managed to have Front desk [24-hour] and never, ever, did it feel like an inconvenience. They also have Car park [free of charge], Airport transfer and Taxi service
Why you NEED to Book Villa Colonial Right Now
Okay, here's the deal. Villa Colonial isn’t just a hotel. It's an escape. It’s a place where you can actually breathe. Where luxury is real, not just a marketing buzzword. Where you can eat amazing food, get the best sleep of your life, and feel safe and pampered every step of the way.
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Palazzo Margherita: Positano's Hidden Gem (You NEED to See This!)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your sterile, all-inclusive itinerary. This is life in Cartagena, with a healthy dose of my scattered brain thrown in. We're staying at Hotel Villa Colonial, which, from the photos, looks like a postcard exploded in the middle of the city. Think bougainvillea, wrought-iron balconies, the whole colonial shebang. Pray for air conditioning that actually works.
Day 1: Cartagena's Chaotic Embrace (and My Existential Dread of Travel)
9:00 AM (ish) - Arrival & Hotel Shenanigans: Okay, so the flight? Let's just say "delayed" doesn't even begin to cover it. Thanks, budget airlines! Finally, we're in Cartagena. My inner monologue starts: "Am I really doing this? Am I going to spend a week just feeling awkward and sweating profusely?" We arrive at Villa Colonial. First impression? Gorgeous. Absolutely stunning. But the lobby… it's like a maze. And the front desk guy? He’s got that slightly-too-smug-for-life look that always makes me feel like I'm accidentally wearing my pajamas. (I probably was.) The AC? Still holding its breath. Fingers crossed it functions. We check in, drop our stuff (mostly crumpled clothes), and immediately collapse on the bed. Moment of truth: the mattress… acceptable. Crisis averted.
11:00 AM - Exploring the Walled City… Briefly. Okay, so I wanted to be all "intrepid explorer." What I was was slightly overwhelmed and utterly lost. The Walled City is beautiful, no denying that. Cobblestone streets, crumbling walls, vibrant colours exploding everywhere. Totally Instagrammable. But also… crowded. The heat slams into you the second you step outside. We wander aimlessly. I buy a hat because the sun is a monster. Then, we accidentally stumble upon a tiny cafe. Best. Coffee. Ever. Seriously. It saved my sanity, one tiny, intensely caffeinated sip at a time.
1:00 PM - Lunch Fiasco… or, The Art of Ordering Wrong: Finding a good restaurant is a quest. I had this grand plan, a list of "authentic" restaurants. We end up at a place that looks appealing. I attempt to order something local, I think it was "Arepa con huevo" (a fried corn cake with an egg inside). I'm pretty sure I butchered the pronunciation. The waiter looks confused. I gesture wildly. My Spanish is, let's be honest, catastrophic. The food arrives. It's… an experience. The arepa? Dry. The egg? Overcooked. I eat it anyway because, hey, I'm on an adventure! (Mostly I just want to go back to the hotel and take a nap.)
3:00 PM - Poolside Existential Crisis (and Sunburn): Villa Colonial has a pool. This is a good thing. I slather on sunscreen (or so I thought. Turns out, my sunscreen expired in 2018.), and park myself under an umbrella. The sun still finds me. I start questioning all my life choices. Why am I here? What am I doing with my life? Is that a mosquito? I finish the book I brought, which promptly leaves me feeling worse. The pool is refreshing.
7:00 PM - Dinner & Finding My Inner Party Animal (or at least, Not Being A Complete Hermit): We venture out again. This time, we're armed with a slightly better sense of direction. We find a restaurant near the Plaza de Bolívar, with live music. The food? Surprisingly good. The music? Irresistible. I almost… ALMOST… danced. Okay, I tapped my foot a little. Baby steps. The atmosphere? Electric. The people? Lively. This city had a way of drawing you out of your shell, even if you were just a tiny, slightly sunburnt turtle.
9:00 PM - Post-Dinner Walk & Nighttime Magical Realism: We walk through the illuminated streets. The walls glow softly. The air is warm and heavy. Suddenly, everything is enchanting, the vendors selling trinkets, the couples hand-in-hand. I saw a stray cat, and a woman fed it. I swear, I saw a ghost. Okay, maybe it was just the rum talking. We get back to the hotel, collapse into bed, and the AC is working! (mostly).
Day 2: The Deep Dive into the Murky Depths of an Experience (or, the Islas del Rosario Debacle)
8:00 AM - The Alarm (and My Dislike of Mornings): The itinerary said "early start." The sun thought "even earlier." I stumble out of bed feeling like I've been run over by a colectivo. Today: Islas del Rosario, the archipelago of paradise!
9:00 AM - The Boat… of Doom?: The tour company was recommended, they said. We were promised crystal clear water. We were promised relaxation. We were promised a good time. The boat was crowded. The water looked kinda murky. The boat? It felt like it was going to break apart.
10:00 AM - Islas del Rosario 1.0: San Martin de Pajarales We make our first stop. This is the "pool". This is the moment they told us to get in the water. We see a little bit, it is pretty. It is all a bit overwhelming, but I soldier on.
11:00 AM - Islas del Rosario 2.0: Lunch and the Sinking Feeling. The "gourmet" lunch was served. Overcrowded, and the food was not very good. I find myself in a mental space, I look around. What am I doing here?
1:00 PM - Islas del Rosario 3.0: Swim, Sun, and… Existential Dread Redux: The guide points out fish, I get in. The water? It's actually pretty amazing. Blue, warm, and the fish were amazing. It was here, in the ocean, that something shifted. This wasn't just a trip; this was feeling free, away from the city, the noise, the mess. It was peace. It was a moment to breathe. Then, the sun hit.
3:00 PM - Return to the Hotel: Sunburn and the need for a recovery nap I retreat. I peel myself off the sun lounger. I go to the hotel. I put on aloe. I. NEED. TO. SLEEP.
7:00 PM - Dinner & Redemption (maybe): After the nap, I'm alive. We find a small restaurant. The food? Amazing. I try a bandeja paisa, a mountain of meat and carbs. I don't understand it. I would not recommend it. I loved it. The whole day felt bad, but the food healed it.
9:00 PM - Strolling the city: The people, the music, the atmosphere. I'm here, I'm alive. I felt something shift. This city is getting under my skin.
Day 3 - 7 (and Beyond!): (A work in progress, subject to whims and potential mental breakdowns). This is where the real adventure begins! I plan on going to a cooking class. Maybe a salsa lesson (wish me luck). Definitely, try to leave the hotel. I'll explore Getsemaní, the street art mecca (and find some more coffee). I'll try to talk to some locals, (and maybe practice my Spanish). I will, above all, try to embrace the chaos, the heat, and the sheer, messy, glorious reality of Cartagena.
- Notes on My Current Mental State: Slightly overwhelmed, but secretly loving it. Sunburnt. Constantly thirsty. Trying to figure out how to get my laundry done. Mostly, really, really, happy.
Villa Colonial: The Unfiltered Truth (and Maybe a Margarita or Two)
Okay, spill the beans. Is Villa Colonial *really* as dreamy as the Instagram posts make it seem? (Because, let's be honest, those filters are *good*)
Is it worth the price tag? Because, let's be real, Cartagena ain't cheap.
What's the food situation like at Villa Colonial? Room service? Breakfast? Restaurants nearby? Give me the delicious details (and maybe some warnings).
- La Vitrola: Classic, lively, amazing live music. Prepare to dance! And maybe bring a wad of cash because it's not cheap. Worth. Every. Penny.
- Alma: Upscale, romantic, and the seafood is to die for. Go at sunset. Seriously. Do it.
- Carmen: Modern Colombian cuisine done right. Creative, delicious, and the cocktails are dangerously good. (I may or may not have accidentally ordered three. Don't judge me; the atmosphere was *magical*.)
The pool. Is it as fabulous as it looks in the photos? (And is it crowded?)
Are there any downsides to staying at Villa Colonial that the brochures conveniently leave out? (Be honest, I can handle it.)
- Noise: Because it's in the heart of the Old City, expect some street noise. Especially from those late-night partiers. Bring earplugs. Trust me. You'll need them. I didn't, and spent one night contemplating throwing a pillow at the wall. (I didn't, because, you know, expensive hotel room.)
- The occasional glitch: Things don't always run flawlessly. The aforementioned air conditioning sometimes acts up, and the Wi-Fi can be a bit spotty in certain corners. It's not a dealbreaker, but be prepared to unplug (and maybe actually *talk* to your travel companion—gasp!). I'm talking to you, Instagram addicts!
- It's a bit formal: While the staff is lovely, the overall atmosphere is a little… refined. If you're looking for a place to, like, roll out of bed in your pajamas and grab a quick coffee, this isn't it. This is a place you dress up for. Or at least, try to. My attempt at "stylish vacation wear" was, by my own admission, a complete disaster. Still, I didn't feel *out* of place, the room and service made up for everything.
- Location, location, location (and the crowds): Being in the heart of everything is amazing. Be prepared to navigate crowds, especially during the busy seasons.
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