Prince House Bangkok: Your Royal Escape Awaits!
Prince House Bangkok: My Royal Escape… Or Was It? (A Thoroughly Uncensored Rant/Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a real review of Prince House Bangkok: Your Royal Escape Awaits! And "royal" is a strong word, let me tell you. Prepare for some honest, messy, and ultimately, kinda-enjoyable chaos.
First Impressions (A Hot Mess, Actually):
Getting there was a breeze – airport transfer was sorted (thank goodness, because Bangkok traffic… Ugh. They had car park [free of charge] but I am not driving there. It was easy with Taxi service or Airport transfer. The building? Classic. Classic hotel. No frills, feels like it's been around for ages. But hey, Exterior corridor entry felt like a good idea.
Accessibility: (Okay, Now We're Talking!)
Here's where Prince House actually starts to shine. They've clearly put some thought into this. Elevator access is a must, of course. Facilities for disabled guests were present, and that's a HUGE plus for me, and Wheelchair accessible is not just a tick box. They seemed to actually care about making things easy. The lobby was spacious, so that was a good beginning.
Cleanliness and Safety - Pandemic Edition (A Sigh of Relief):
Alright, this is the category everyone’s obsessed with right now, and with good reason. Rooms sanitized between stays. They claim it, but did they, really? I couldn't exactly inspect atoms, but the room felt clean. Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol (they seemed to know their stuff, at least). Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individual-wrapped food options and Safe dining setup were all there, which I am very grateful for. Doctor/nurse on call and First aid kit are reassuring. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was good, too. However, Room sanitization opt-out available is interesting. I have never seen this ever, but here it is.
The Room Itself (Not Quite Royal, But Definitely Livable):
Okay, let's get down to brass tacks. My room was a Non-smoking one, which…duh, I want to breathe fresh air. Air conditioning? Absolutely essential in Bangkok. The Blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, as were the Extra long bed and Slippers. Free bottled water was a nice touch. Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free] , Internet access – LAN – it's all there. The desk was workable, and the Laptop workspace was fine for when I had to check my emails. Bathrobes and Toiletries were standard fare. Separate shower/bathtub, I have never seen it. Wake-up service was punctual. Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Mirror—all the basic necessities.
The Food & Drink Jungle (A Mixed Bag, to Say the Least):
Here's where things get… interesting. The Breakfast [buffet] was serviceable. Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options. It's the kind of place offering Coffee shop and Coffee/tea in restaurant, as well as the Poolside bar. Restaurants: Yup, several. Room service [24-hour] -- a lifesaver, if you're feeling lazy. The Bottle of water was always handy. They had Happy hour, which is always a good thing. Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant are all available. The food had ups and downs, but overall, it was edible. The Snack bar hit the spot when I was feeling peckish. A la carte in restaurant was also there, and the Desserts in restaurant were pretty good. Soup in restaurant – I did not even know that.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax (Spa Day, Anyone?):
The Swimming pool [outdoor] was… fine. Nothing spectacular, but good for a dip. They also offered: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. I was too lazy to explore all of them. The Sauna was my only real experience. Ah, Massage – I took a deep breath, I was a bit skeptical at first, but ended with a really nice experience, even though the ambiance was simple. After this experience, I got the Spa/sauna for 2 hours.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
Here’s where Prince House actually tries (and mostly succeeds). Doorman, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Luggage storage. A Gift/souvenir shop is also available. Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Facilities for disabled guests, Invoice provided. Front desk [24-hour] is a lifesaver. The Cashless payment service was convenient. Overall, the service was not bad.
For the Kids (Sorry, I Didn't Bring Any!):
Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, Kids facilities, Kids meal. Don't have kids, cannot comment.
Getting Around (Easy, Peasy, Lemon Squeezy):
Airport transfer – nailed it. Car park [free of charge] - a bonus. Taxi service - readily available.
My Overall Verdict (Brutally Honest):
Prince House Bangkok is not the swankiest hotel in town. It’s not going to blow your mind with its luxury. But it’s clean, safe, has decent amenities, and, crucially, it puts some real effort into accessibility. For the price, it's a solid choice. Would I stay again? Yeah, probably. Especially if I wanted something convenient, comfortable, and not going to completely empty my wallet.
The Offer I'm About to Make You (Because I Can't Resist):
Tired of the Bangkok Blitz? Craving a Comfortable, Clean, and Convenient Escape?
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- Stress-Free Travel: Get picked up with our Airport transfer.
- Relax and Rejuvenate: Dive into our Pool with view, unwind with a Massage, or treat yourself to a Body scrub. Then chill with the Breakfast [buffet], and enjoy the Coffee shop and the Poolside bar.
- Safety First: We prioritize your well-being with rigorous cleaning, and Hand sanitizer everywhere!
- Internet Access: Our Wi-Fi [free] is for all of you.
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(P.S. Seriously, the accessibility stuff is a big win. Props to them.)
PICO DE LORO Cove Paradise: Your 2BR Dream Condo Awaits in Nasugbu!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, perfectly-planned trip to the Prince House Bangkok. This is my trip. And let's just say, I'm more "organized chaos" than "military precision". Prepare for some serious rambling.
Prince House Bangkok: My Unfiltered Adventure (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tuk-Tuk)
Day 1: Arrival and Bewilderment (and Maybe a Missing Phone)
14:00 (ish): Landed in Suvarnabhumi Airport. Or, well, I think I landed. Honestly, after the 14-hour flight, the only thing I remember is a vague sense of existential dread and the desperate urge for a coffee so strong it could propel a rocket. Passport control was a blur of smiling faces and the faint smell of jasmine rice…which, oddly, made me miss my cat. (Don't judge).
15:30 (ish): Taxi! Or, at least, trying to find a taxi. The helpful airport staff pointed me in a direction that seemed vaguely right. Managed to haggle (badly, I suspect) for a fare. The driver… well, let's just say his driving style could be described as “aggressive ballet.” Bangkok traffic? Forget it. It's a living organism. And it seems to have a vendetta against anyone with a GPS.
16:45 (give or take a minor detour through a flower market): Arrived at the Prince House. The lobby is stunning. Seriously, Instagram-ready. Checked in, and the staff is unbelievably lovely. So polite. I immediately felt like a sweaty, jet-lagged slob. (Which, let's be honest, I was).
17:30: Unpacked (ish). Okay, fine. I threw my suitcase on the bed and sort of… rifled through it, looking for the essentials (sunscreen, emergency chocolate, my lucky socks – don’t ask). Then, disaster struck! My phone… GONE! Panic. Mild, but noticeable. Raced around the room like a caffeinated hummingbird, replaying the last few hours in my head. Maybe the taxi? Maybe? Ahhh!
18:00: Decided to embrace the chaos and go get some dinner. No phone? No problem! (Said the girl who’s attached to her phone like a newborn to… well, you get the point). Wandered down to the street. The smell of street food hit me like a brick wall…in the best possible way.
19:00: Found a tiny stall with a lady cooking Pad Thai. It was… heavenly. Like, seriously, I’m pretty sure I achieved a new level of enlightenment with that first bite. The noodles were perfectly cooked, the shrimp were juicy, the peanuts… oh, the peanuts! I may or may not have inhaled two plates. And the best part? It cost less than my latte back home. This, my friends, is the life. (Still missing my phone though…)
20:00: Wandered back to the Prince House, feeling pleasantly stuffed. The hotel's outdoor pool looked AMAZING. But the jetlag finally hit me like a ton of bricks when I got to my room, and I just want to sleep.
Day 2: Temples, Tuk-Tuks, and Tempered Expectations (and a Possibly Found Phone)
08:00 (ish): Woke up, surprisingly cheerful. Maybe it was the residual Pad Thai bliss? Or maybe it was the fact that the hotel breakfast buffet was incredible (and surprisingly non-spicy). They had mangoes! Real, actual, juicy, perfect mangoes! I ate enough to fuel a small country.
09:30: Decided to be "culturally responsible" and visit some temples. Got a Tuk-Tuk. (Never trust a Tuk-Tuk driver who says he has a “special price.”). White-knuckled my way through the city. Okay, I lied. I actually loved it! The wind whipping through my hair, the honking horns, the general sense of chaotic energy… it was exhilarating.
10:30: Wat Arun (Temple of Dawn). Absolutely stunning. The intricate details on the structure. The vibrant colors. It was breathtaking. Spent far too long taking pictures, getting in everyone's way, and probably annoying some monks. Totally worth it.
12:00: Wat Pho (Temple of the Reclining Buddha). Wow. Just… wow. The sheer size of the Buddha. The golden gleam. Spent a good hour wandering around, feeling utterly humbled and slightly bewildered. And then, the foot massage. Oh. My. Goodness. I opted for the full hour and was almost crying!
14:00: I forgot to check to ask somebody! Well, that's on me! I went to the market like a true tourist to get that perfect bag with my name on it.
15:00: Back at the hotel, still no phone. Devastated. Searched the entire room AGAIN just in case I missed something. I was absolutely going to call my carrier to block it. I'm going to have to buy a SIM card. And I was going to have to update all my social medias…
17:00: MIRACLE! Went back to the front desk to ask, one last time, and the delightful woman working there pulled a bag from, get this, the lost and found. My phone! The relief was overwhelming. I hugged the poor woman, probably embarrassing her. Lesson learned: Trust in the kindness of strangers (and maybe don’t leave your phone in the taxi).
18:00: Celebrated with a Singha beer by the pool, watching the sunset. Pure bliss. The sun was setting fast, and I really wanted to take a swim, but I just felt too tired. The day was exhausting.
19:00: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food was good, but honestly, nothing could top that Pad Thai. Back to the room and crashed out.
Day 3: Shopping, Spices, and Saying Farewell (With a Promise to Return)
09:00: Late start! Needed the extra sleep!
10:00: Headed to the MBK Center. My inner shopaholic went into overdrive. Fake designer bags? Check. Questionable souvenirs? Check. Spicy, delicious snacks? Double-check! Spent far too much money, but hey, it's all part of the experience, right?
12:00: Took a cooking class. Learnt to make green curry. The chef was a whirlwind of energy, the spices were ridiculously fragrant. I thought I was being pretty good… and then watched the pro do it flawlessly. It was amazing.
15:00: Packed my bags (and left them mostly open anyway - always prepared for a last-minute souvenir purchase).
16:00: One last wander through the street markets. Absorbed the last of the smells, the sounds, the sheer energy of Bangkok. Bought some more Pad Thai. Because, well, obviously.
18:00: Checked out of the Prince House, feeling a pang of sadness. This wasn’t planned perfectly, but it was unforgettable. Said goodbye to the wonderful staff.
19:00: Taxi to the airport. A far more subdued ride this time. I am really going to miss the city!
22:00: Flight home. Already planning a return trip. Bangkok, you crazy, beautiful, chaotic place. I'll be back. And next time? I'm getting a better grip on those Tuk-Tuks! And maybe, just maybe, I'll keep track of my phone… maybe.
So, What *IS* This Thing, Anyway? (Like, Seriously, Spill the Beans)
Do I Need to Be Like, a Master Knitter to Do This? (Because, Honestly, My Knitting Skills Are… Questionable)
What Kind of Yarn is Cool, and How Much Does it Cost? (Because I'm on a Budget)
What About the Needles? (This Sounds Like a Weapon…)
What Can I *MAKE* With This Madness? (Besides Regret, Hopefully…)
Is This… Difficult? (Be Honest, I Swear I Can Handle It)
Okay, Okay, I'm Intrigued. Any Tips for a Beginner? (Don't Leave Me Hanging!)
What’s the ONE Thing You Wish You Knew Before You Started? (Spill the Tea!)
