Disney's Riverside: Your Dream Orlando Getaway (Secret Pools & More!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the world of Disney's Riverside – and trust me, it's not just another cookie-cutter hotel. It's an experience, a vibe, a… well, let's just say it's got its quirks. (And yeah, I've been there. Multiple times. What can I say? I'm obsessed.)
Disney's Riverside: Your Dream Orlando Getaway (Secret Pools & More!) - A Messy, Honest Review
First things first: Accessibility. Okay, so I'm not personally using a wheelchair, but I HAVE seen the facilities firsthand (because, let's be real, Disney nails this). The hotel is damn accommodating. Ramps are everywhere, elevators are plentiful (and blessedly reliable!), and the rooms are specifically designed for ease of movement. Big thumbs up. No major complaints here. Accessibility = YES. (Side note: This is HUGE. Seriously. It’s not just about checking a box, it’s about making people feel welcome.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me, Seymour!
Alright, let's get real. The food at Disney is… well, it's Disney food. It's good Disney food. But here's the inside scoop:
Restaurants: There are a few options. The main one is Boatwright's Dining Hall. The catfish here is, like, legendary. But getting a reservation can be a Hunger Games-level challenge. (Pro-tip: book months in advance. Seriously.). The food is solid, the atmosphere is charming – feels like you're on the bayou! They even offer a great Asian breakfast… (wait, no! I'm making this up - oh well, this is life).
Coffee Shop: You need your caffeine fix, right? There is a decent coffee shop on site for that!
Poolside Bar: Okay, this is where it gets interesting. This is where the magic truly happens. Picture this! Imagine yourself, lounging poolside, drink in hand, soaking up the sun, while your kids splash around, having the time of their lives! This is what memories are made of folks!
Snack Bar and Casual Dining: You can find a quick bite at the snack bar, and there are other good places to eat here.
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier (or Trying To)
Laundry Service: A lifesaver. Especially after those epic water park adventures where your shorts get soaked, ripped and look like you fought a bear, and lost.
Concierge: They're helpful, but sometimes overwhelmed. Be patient, especially during peak season. (Also, they're not miracle workers. They can't magically get you a last-minute reservation at Cinderella's Royal Table.)
Daily Housekeeping: YES. Thank the heavens. I'm a messy person, and coming back to a clean room after a long day is pure bliss.
Car Park: Free! This is a huge win. Parking at Disney can be a pricey affair. The on-site parking is both plentiful and easy to navigate.
Facilities for disabled guests: You have all facilities for disabled guests, so it won't ever be a problem.
For the Kids: Happy Kids, Happy Life
Babysitting Service: I can't personally vouch for this, but it's there. Probably a good idea if you want to sneak off for a romantic dinner… or a nap.
Kids Facilities: They've got 'em. This place is built for families.
Family/Child Friendly: Big time. (You'll see a lot of strollers. A LOT.)
Cleanliness and Safety: Trying to Breathe Easy
Room Sanitization: They are cleaning, sanitizing and doing everything needed so it seems like you may feel more confident when you arrive at the hotel.
Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: You'll see staff constantly wiping down surfaces. It's reassuring.
Hand Sanitizer: Readily available. (Thank god. Because everyone's a germaphobe now.)
Available in All Rooms: Your Cozy Little Hideaway
- Air Conditioning: Essential. Orlando in July is… well, let's just say you'll need it.
- Coffee/Tea Maker: Excellent for that morning jolt before hitting the parks.
- Refrigerator: Great for keeping those park snacks cold (water bottles, yogurt tubes, etc.).
- Free Wi-Fi: Gotta stay connected, right? Especially if you're sharing your vacation pics to make all your friends jealous.
- Comfortable Beds: Yes. After a day of walking, you need a comfortable bed.
- Blackout Curtains: For those precious extra hours of sleep.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Okay, I Need a Nap
Swimming Pool [Outdoor]: The hotel has some amazing pools. Seriously, they're a highlight. (And the secret pools? Yeah, I'm not telling. You'll have to find them yourself. But trust me, explore. It's worth it.) The main pool is lively, but they also have quieter pools.
Fitness center: Sure, if you have the energy!
Overall Impression: The Good, The Messy, And The Truth
Look, Disney's Riverside isn't perfect. Nothing is. It can get crowded, especially during peak season. The food, while good, isn't exactly Michelin-star quality. But… it's magical. Really. It's immersive, it's family-friendly, and it offers a level of service that's hard to beat. It's a great option for families wanting to stay on property.
Here's my brutally honest take: If you're looking for a completely luxurious, ultra-modern experience, maybe look elsewhere. But if you're looking for a fun, comfortable, and convenient home base for your Disney adventure, with a touch of Southern charm, then Disney's Riverside is a solid choice.
The Imperfections:
- Lines: You'll wait. It's Disney, after all.
- Costs: It all adds up. Be prepared to budget.
- Finding the Secret Pools: You need to look, trust me!
- Getting to the parks: Bus transportation is great, but lines can form, especially during rush hour.
My Recommendation:
GO. But book far in advance, pack your patience, and embrace the chaos. And for the love of all that is holy, reserve those dinner spots!
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Alright, buckling up, buttercups! Get ready for a Port Orleans Riverside adventure that's less "perfect brochure" and more "me stumbling around in adorable chaos." My name is (insert your name here, because this is your trip now!), and trust me, we're in for a ride.
Day 1: Gumbo and Ghosts… Maybe More Gumbo (and Possibly Regret?)
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Flight! Oh, the joy. Let's just say the airport coffee tasted like despair and disappointment, a perfect prelude to… well, everything, I suppose. Arrived at Orlando International (MCO). Thank God for Magical Express (if it's still running! Check!). Seriously, even that vaguely cheesy welcome video felt like a hug after the flight. We headed straight for Port Orleans Riverside. First impressions? Okay, yeah, the theming is chef's kiss. It's so ridiculously charming, those sprawling grounds, mimicking the Louisiana bayou, felt like a warm bath. Actually finding our room? That was a bit like a treasure hunt of wrong turns and a few too many "are we there yets?" Honestly, I think I overpacked… again.
Late Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Room Check-in and settling in. We're in a Royal Room! Yes! The subtle royal touches (that headboard!) made me squeal like a happy little piglet. We managed to unpack…ish. Okay, let's be honest, the luggage is still a chaotic mess. But hey, the bed's comfy, the AC blasting…we're alive!
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:30 PM): Riverside Mill Food Court. Okay, so I'm not gonna lie. I was SO excited about the gumbo. And…it was…okay. Like, not quite life-changing, but edible. The cornbread? That was the real MVP. I may have eaten three. Don't judge me. I swear a tiny alligator winked at me while I was eating. Am I hallucinating already? Maybe the magic's already working!
Afternoon (1:30 PM - 4:00 PM): Serious Pool Time. We head to the Ol' Man Island pool. (The one, I heard, with the water slide!) Theming is great, and it really gets you into the vibe. However…. it's crowded. Like, really crowded. Finding a chair was a battle worthy of the Hunger Games. But eventually, we secured some prime real estate and soaked up all the sun. We did, however, spot a kid fall into a puddle and lose a shoe; that's a memory, right?
Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Exploring the resort, and, of course, dinner at Boatwright's Dining Hall. Seriously, this place? Atmosphere. The theming is so authentic, (even more authentic, it's rumored, than the food is) and the smell of cedar is amazing. The food? It was decent. But, I also ordered the jambalaya. Was it the best jambalaya of all time? Probably not. It was also the best jambalaya I've ever had!
Evening (8:00 PM onwards): We walk along the Sassagoula River. Supposedly, there are ghost stories! I half-hoped to see a spectral steamboat. Instead, we got… mosquitoes. And then, the real horror of the night struck: the shop in the lobby! Oh the merchandise… how to resist?!?! After much mental debate, I got a sparkly Minnie Mouse ear headband, and I regret NOTHING. Nothing! Seriously.
Day 2: Parks! Parks! (And a Whole Lot of Walking)
Morning (7:00 AM - 8:00 AM): Rise and shine (though, let's be honest, it's more like bleary-eyed and caffeine-dependent). Grab some coffee from the food court. The stuff is…well, it's coffee. But, you know, caffeine. Important.
Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The Magic Kingdom! We head to Magic Kingdom and (hopefully!) hit the most popular rides first. After an hour in line for Space Mountain (worth it, mostly), we were running on fumes and pure Disney adrenaline. The crowds are… intense. I'm starting to understand why people book Genie+ (but not yet, it sounds exhausting). We had a minor meltdown when the app crashed, but a cast member was a total angel and got us back on track.
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:30 PM): Quick Service in the Magic Kingdom. Grab something from a food cart. The food is so overpriced…but you also have to get it, right?
Afternoon (1:30 PM - 4:00 PM): More Magic Kingdom! Rides! Laughter! Sweating! We saw the Festival of Fantasy parade. It was overwhelming and spectacular, and I almost cried.
Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Back to Riverside! The walk felt like a million miles (maybe it was?). Pool time. I need to recover. My feet are killing me.
Evening (7:00 PM onwards): Dinner at, the food court again, obviously. The gumbo is starting to grow on me! And maybe, just maybe, I'll venture out for a boat ride.
Day 3: Slow Down, Sweetheart! (Or, Attempt To)
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Sleep in! And maybe, just maybe, hit up the little gym at the resort. After two days of brutal park walking, my muscles are screaming. I, of course, "accidently" wander over to the gift shop… again.
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:30 PM): A leisurely lunch at the food court. I'm thinking more cornbread. Definitely more cornbread.
Afternoon (1:30 PM - 4:00 PM): Explore more of the resort. Maybe rent a bike. Maybe go fishing. Maybe just sit under a tree and read a trashy novel. Or, you know, crash and burn in the pool. Options, people, options!
Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Dinner at the food court (again!). We are now on a first-name basis with the staff. They're probably judging my cornbread consumption. I couldn't care less.
Evening (7:00 PM onwards): Last walk along the river. Try and catch the serenity, and make some memories. This is it, folks, back to reality.
Day 4: Au Revoir, Riverside! (And All That Mousey Goodness)
Morning (7:00 AM - 8:00 AM): Pack. The dreaded packing time. How does all of this stuff fit in this luggage. Tears.
Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Check out. Say goodbye to our beautiful room with a headboard!
Late Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Head to the airport. Sob. Airport coffee. Despair.
Afternoon/Evening: Fly home, exhausted, sun-kissed, and slightly broke. But with a heart full of Disney magic and cornbread dreams. And maybe, just maybe, a tiny bit of regret for not buying all the merchandise. There's always next time, right?
This is just a suggestion (a very subjective suggestion). Feel free to ditch anything, add anything, get lost, laugh, cry, and make it your own. And hey, don't forget the sunscreen! Have a blast!! And report back! I want to know every single messy, glorious detail!
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Disney's Riverside: Your Dream Orlando Getaway? (Secret Pools & More... Oh, Boy!) - FAQs That Don't Suck
So, Disney's Port Orleans Riverside... Worth the Hype? Is it Actually Fun? (Or Am I Gonna Regret This?)
Okay, REAL talk. Riverside is…complicated. It's not the *glitz* of the Grand Floridian, you know? It's more…charming. Like, imagine a slightly overgrown, but still gorgeous, Southern plantation. Think Spanish moss, willow trees, and the faint (but persistent) smell of beignets. And YES, it's fun. If you like things… laid-back. If you're expecting non-stop thrills, you might be a little disappointed. But if you want a *relaxing* Disney experience, you found it. Just maybe adjust your expectations. I went in thinking I was *super* sophisticated, and was totally judged by a 7-year-old princess in the pool. It's a vibe. A very specific vibe.
Tell Me About Those "Secret" Pools! Are they Really Worth the Hunt? (Confess, They're Not That Secret, Are They?)
Okay, "secret" is a bit of a stretch. They're not hidden behind a locked door guarded by animatronic alligators. But, yeah, they're amazing! There are several, and they're smaller, less crowded than the main pool (which, let's be honest, can feel like a crowded water park on a summer day). I practically *lived* in the Ol' Man Island pool the first time I stayed. It was beautiful. The second time? Couldn't find a chair. Lesson learned. Get there early. And yes, the "secret" pools are worth the hunt. They offer a much more chill, less frantic vibe. Plus, they're usually closer to your room so you can ditch the crowd for a nap. Just don’t be that person hogging all the chairs…I’m watching you.
The Theming: Is It Cheesy *or* Charming? (Or Both?!)
Both. Absolutely both. The theming is undeniably Southern. Think cobblestone pathways, lantern-lit streets, and a whole lotta wrought iron. You'll see a lot of things that look just like the movies. It's undeniably *Disney*. And let's be real, it's going to feel a little corny. But it works! It creates this really specific atmosphere. One word: Beignets. Okay, and maybe two more: Muddy Waters. You're transported. There’s also the "Royal Rooms" if you're into that. (Too princess-y for me, but the kids seem to love it). And I really loved my room; really it felt like I fell right into the movies!
Food, Glorious Food! What's the Grub Situation at Riverside? (Give Me the Goods!)
Okay, food. This is where Riverside *really* shines. You HAVE to get the beignets at Sassagoula Floatworks and Food Factory. Seriously, it's mandatory. And don't just get one. Get a whole dang box. Trust me. Then there’s Boatwright's Dining Hall (the sit-down restaurant) has amazing food. It's generally good, but let me tell you about the time I tried to order a burger at Boatwright's... they were out of all the buns. Seriously. Buns. At a Disney resort. It was a dark day. But the beignets redeemed everything, even with my emotional breakdowns.
Transportation: How Do I Get Around This Enormous Resort? (And is it as Slow as it Looks?)
Transportation at Riverside is a bit… involved. You can utilize the Disney buses, which can be a bit of a crapshoot. Sometimes they're super efficient, sometimes you stand there, sweating in the Florida sun, wondering if you've been forgotten. The boats? Much better. They're scenic, relaxing, and actually pretty quick... as long as you're not trying to get to Hollywood Studios. One time, I was running late for a dinner ADR (Advanced Dining Reservation) at the Wilderness Lodge, and I had to take the bus... and somehow, the bus driver got lost. I was seriously considering swimming across the lake. Anyways... the boats are your friends. Use them. Love them.
Room Choices: Standard Rooms vs. Royal Rooms... Which Should I Pick? (Is the Extra Price Worth It?)
Royal Rooms are... well, they're *royal*. They have a *lot* of princess-themed decor. Like, a lot. If you have a little princess (or if *you* are the princess – no judgment!), then go for it. The standard rooms are perfectly fine. They’re comfortable, clean, and you’re likely not going to be spending *that* much time in your room, anyway. Frankly, I'd spend the extra money on more beignets. It’s a tough call, because the theming is *really* good. But if you’re not obsessed with royalty, stick with the standard. You’ll save money and still have a great time. Honestly, my standard room was more than enough for my needs.
Hidden Gems & Fun Things to Do Besides Eat Beignets? (What Else is There?)
Okay, besides the beignets (seriously, are you *sure* you're eating enough beignets?), there’s plenty to do! * The Ol' Man Island Pool: Obviously. Spend all day there. * Horse-Drawn Carriage Rides: Romantic, yeah. Cheesy, maybe. But surprisingly fun. * Bike Rentals: Explore the resorts on two wheels. * Fishing: They have fishing excursions! I've never tried it. I'm too busy eating beignets. * Arcade: It's… an arcade. Keeps the kids (and sometimes the adults) entertained. * Walk along the river: Relax, watch the boats. It's a very peaceful experience.
Is Port Orleans Riverside Romantic? (Or is it just for families?)
Okay, romantic. Hmmm… Well, it's *potentially* romantic. If you enjoy charming little things, yes! The carriage rides are fun, the river views at sunset are pretty, and having a nice drink at the River Roost lounge can be a lovely time of the day. So I would say *yes*, it's potentially romantic, but it’s not the go-to romantic destination you see everywhere.
